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Twitter Pi 

Composing a short story (factoid, haiku, joke, …), or posing a math problem, using 140 (or 280) characters or less on or about the number π.
Three examples of Twitter Pi are:

a) A haiku entitled “Pi in the Sky” goes like this:
Pi is three only.
For the Bible tells me so!
I shalt not doubt it.

b) Trump promised MAGA evangelicals in red-pilled states: “If re-elected, I’d decree π to be 3 for all true-blue patriots.”

c) A math toughie: If 1! = 1 and 2! = 2, show that (1/2)! = 1/2 √π and (–1/2)! = √π.
Twitter Pi by Fasters February 25, 2023
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Twitter Regret 

When a celebrity, influencer or politician write, post pics or comment on something thinking it’s insightful or inspiring for likes. Instead it has tag and drag written all over it. After receiving lots of backlash possibly putting them in the crosshairs of cancel culture. As quickly as the post, pic or comment went viral the apology expressing their regret for the post, pics or comment will be deleted.
Did you read Ol’ Boy’s post on Twitter yesterday?

Sure did and after the tag and drag session he went through. It’s safe to say he had Twitter Regret because he has since deleted the post.

twitter humor 

that feeling when kids on twitter (as well as discord, tiktok, etc) try to be funny
overuse of gyatt, hear me out, rizz, trolling, and joking about things that arent really funny are all examples of twitter humor
twitter humor by blakkxzoul July 16, 2023

Twitter Shit

When you are pooping while playing around on Twitter.
Jon had to go take a quick Twitter Shit before leaving the house to go to work in the morning.

Twitter Alter Ph 

Pervert Online Community

Portal for Sex Videos , Nude Pictures & Online Prostitution
Twitter Alter Ph is a street slang for Nymphomaniac

Twitter Bang 

Hooking up with someone who you've spoken less than 140 words to.
Sarah: How did you meet Rafael?

Jenn: At some random friend-of-a-friends' party. I'm not sure even how we ended up in bed. We pretty much met over brunch the next morning.

Sarah: Sounds like a twitter bang!
Word of the Day on January 1, 2011

Twitter-twatter 

Someone who Twitters so much that it makes them an obnoxious asshole twat.
Miley is such a twitter-twatter. All she posts is irrelevant lyrics and jokes that nobody gets.

Kevin's twitter-twattering has swamped my homepage more than a few times, that assface.
Twitter-twatter by WhyOfCourse July 25, 2009