trombone

probably the worst wind/brass instrument ever played. it looks and sounds terrible. i haven't met a single player who practises or can play anything at all. and also every man who plays the trombone is an incel and don't know how to talk to women. the sheer nerdness of the trombone acts as a a shield to repel them all away, and if this doesn't work then the trombone player will then treat the woman absolutely horribly so she will be sure to hate him.

trombone man: i play the trombone.

every one else in the ensemble: runs away so they don't get covered in spit and overall grossness.

by afr1dge March 9, 2023

Trombolyse

A side chick that thinks she's your significant other and funds your lavish lifestyle for the privilege, often with your SOs knowledge.

'My love has got no money, he's got his Trombolyse'

by SinisterShark June 8, 2023

tromballistic

1. Something absurd or out of place.
2. A way to describe something as strange.

Person 1: “The plane has hit the second tower”
George W Bush: “Bruh that’s so tromballistic”

by Scrumbubbler July 11, 2023

Trombie

A disoriented, homeless, drug addicted transsexual.

If you must go out for drinks in West Hollywood on a Saturday, be sure to watch out for the trombies!!

by Nrogers October 25, 2023

Trompled

Being trod on and trampled at the same time

Someone at work trompled on my foot

by mesnboi2 December 15, 2023

tromba

in italian, specifically in the north, a synonim for joint, literally translated in "trumpet"

fai su una tromba (roll a tromba)

by merdacane December 27, 2023

Trombolaphone

The very large penis that at first scares you but allows a barotone tone when blown

I at first was shocked by the size of the trombolaphone but was able to play jazz with ease

by Adelstan January 7, 2024