Trombolyse 

A side chick that thinks she's your significant other and funds your lavish lifestyle for the privilege, often with your SOs knowledge.

'My love has got no money, he's got his Trombolyse'

Trombolyse by SinisterShark June 8, 2023

Trombolese 

A state of spiritual fulfilment and enlightenment, freed from material desires.

"My love has got no money, he's got his trombolese
My love has got no power, he's got his trombolese

My love has got no fame, he's got his trombolese"

"I'm going to spend some time in the Himilayas to find my trombolese"

Trombolese by Holographic Hieroglyph June 8, 2021

trombolee 

A green plastic glass/bottle collection carrier used in most UK bars. Ideal for collecting glasses from outside tables, more sturdy than a tray.

Go and get the Trombolee and collect some empties

My lover's got no money, he's got his Trombolee

trombolee by lix835 September 25, 2009

Trombalise

A fictional musical instrument mention in the GALA song, Freed from Desire.

"Thats Jimmy, he has been practising his Trombalise again"

Trombalise by Ar558a January 2, 2021

trombolene 

"Trombolene"

An unknown item that the male lover with no money, no power or no fame has, according to the 90's pop singer Gala.

My love has got no money, he's got a trombolene.
My love has got no fame, he's got a trombolene.
My love has got no power, he's got a trombolene.
My love has got no money, he's got a trombolene.

trombolene by S1m0nH October 21, 2021

Trombolese 

A misheard lyric from "Freed From Desire" by Gala, which is commonly represented as a trombone that features parts from a leaf blower, and an adult toy at the end of the trombone's slide. Exhaust pipes and Binocular Barrels can also be seen on some slightly more dramatic depictions.

My lover's got no money, He's got his trombolese

Trombolese by bobbyburst November 3, 2024