tromba 

in italian, specifically in the north, a synonim for joint, literally translated in "trumpet"

fai su una tromba (roll a tromba)

tromba by merdacane December 27, 2023

coronary trombosis 

An illness that afflicts the brass section.

A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.

coronary trombosis by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 15, 2009

tomball junior high 

a crack house full of whores and faggots who run around with juuls in there muffs making themselves look hella gay.
Most importantly tomball is home, tomball is a place where you can truly express yourself by being extra faggot. the athletics department is home to many of the fast greasy niggers and coaches who act like they give a shit

I go to tomball junior high.

Wow, you must get fucked by your cousin on the weekends:)

tomball junior high by youngfatboy June 6, 2018

Bass Trombone 

The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).

For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.

Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.

Bass Trombone by Driving Park December 17, 2014

tromboned 

getting your anus licked and getting jerked off at the same time

i love getting tromboned by my girl

tromboned by goose616 September 30, 2012

Beef Trombone 

Yet another slang term for a big, meaty penis

Girl to Another: I'm so sore....

Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina

Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!

Beef Trombone by sarasplayroom.com August 3, 2009

trombone titties 

Titties that look like a trombone. They are long, skinny, and fanned out at the nipple.

That girl has trombone titties.

trombone titties by KennyMel April 29, 2014