toastness

The state of being toast.

He returned from his state of toastness, and is now back to his regular life.

by Goast February 27, 2003

cunt toaster

N- a person who burns pussy when eating.

Joey and mike are cunt toasters

by noah metzgar September 27, 2013

Purple Toaster

When a man shits into a womans mouth. then chokes her until she turns purple. He then punches her in the stomach causing her to spit the shit out like a toaster.

"jill was talking back to me last night, so i gave her a purple toaster"

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by mochadwarf September 27, 2009

Toastie

A popular alias for the Marlboro 27, an exceptionally delicious cigarette.

"Yo, can I bum a toastie?"
"Yo, I heard that feind over there has toasties."
"Yo,I gotta cop a pack of toasties."
"Yo, that dude of African persuasion just hustled me out of my last two toasties."

by Ghettodogdan December 22, 2007

Toaster

1) A device that heats bread until it is crisp, and therefore toast

2) A gun, heat

3) A DVD Player, X-Box, or Music Device. Often used with "Pop a Squat", "Pop a Trend", or "Pop a Plant"

1) Hey, put some pop-tarts in the toaster, will you?

2) I'm packing a toaster, don't mess with me

3) Pop a trend in the toaster, I need to beat your highscore!

by ElCapitan November 3, 2004

Toastie

When someone gives their partner a handjob while wearing Ov Gloves or oven mitts.

Guy 1: "I like handjobs, but they make my penis cold.."
Guy 2: "Aw man you need to tell your girl to start giving you toasties!!"

by Krystaaalll July 29, 2011

toaster oven

derogitory term used to describe male reproductive organ

hey bitch, blow my toaster oven!

by Rishi & Bia August 2, 2006