commie tears

Similar to Male tears, AKA semen, and it's usually drunken by butt hurt Yankees.

Yankee:Communism doesn't work *Drinks commie tears*

by Billy MacBigBollocks April 20, 2018

tears

words your heart can't say

When it feels like nothing is ever going to be great again, and your heart are saying it by making tears fall down from your cheeks.

by NOONEWILLHAVETOKNOWME May 30, 2018

Tears of Freedom

Crying because someone is talking about something that hits so close to home that you start crying because you can relate to what they're saying so much that it hurts and now those tears you're crying will free you from the topic they're talking about and how it relates to you.

"If you're crying, then I hope that those tears are tears of freedom."

by DogsAreSoFluffy March 23, 2019

Tears For Clowns

A shoop group comprised of supporters of pedophilia amd child grooming. While they claim affiliation with Clownsec, it's worth noting that Clownsec denies any affiliation with Tears For Clowns, other than admitting that Tears For Clowns was created by a former Clownsec member who had been disavowed.

Has anyone noticed that Tears For Clowns group is comprised of pedo supporters?

by DustinDavis465 October 6, 2019

Tearstin

A big stupid head with the last name MacMillan

“Geez, Tearstin is a stupid head”

by Beeennooo November 18, 2019

Tears From a Sky Clown

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.

My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.

by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020

tearanny

Dictatorial control facilitated though copiously-leaky facial waterworks.

I try not to arbitrarily think of a person's crying as being manipulation, but there are indeed some individuals who use said streaming-eyed blubbering merely as tearanny to try to get what they want.

by QuacksO October 6, 2020