The theory that every video on YouTube has at least one ongoing argument in the comments section. These arguments often have nothing to do with the video itself, and tend to involve uncited sources and inexorably strong language. The theory is named after YouTube's creators: Steven Chen, Chad Hurley, and Jawed Karim.
Thanks to the Chen/Hurley/Karim Theory, you can easily experience the downfall of human society firsthand.
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Get the Chen/Hurley/Karim Theory mug.The empty parachute theory is when someone (can be boy or girl but is usually a girl in heterosexual relationships) dating a boy/girl feels that their being able to get said person shows that they are clearly destined for greater things (better people) so after a while they will dump said person and attempt to find someone else. After they are unsuccessful in finding/keeping a new relationship they will then attempt to go back to the first person, almost as if they had jumped off of a cliff when they broke up with them and now after realising they had no parachute (no chance with others) they are crawling back to the top of the cliff (Original person).
This theory is common in instances where the girl was shy but attractive and the boyfriend is average (or easily friend zone-able) but is friends with a lot of people. Once the girl has become part of his social group she might feel that she can do better and attempts to find others without realising that without dating said guy she doesn't have any sort of parachute and is back at square one (If not lower).
This theory is common in instances where the girl was shy but attractive and the boyfriend is average (or easily friend zone-able) but is friends with a lot of people. Once the girl has become part of his social group she might feel that she can do better and attempts to find others without realising that without dating said guy she doesn't have any sort of parachute and is back at square one (If not lower).
Tim: You know my ex Emerson who dumped me a month back? She asked me out.
Alexandra: Yeah obviously, it's the empty parachute theory, she thought getting you was good but thought she could get even luckier, don't waste your time.
Jacob: Michelle dumped Jim, I wonder why, they were so good together and he helped make her so many good friends.
Amy: Oh that's classical textbook empty Parachute theory. Wait 3 weeks and she will be begging for him back.
Alexandra: Yeah obviously, it's the empty parachute theory, she thought getting you was good but thought she could get even luckier, don't waste your time.
Jacob: Michelle dumped Jim, I wonder why, they were so good together and he helped make her so many good friends.
Amy: Oh that's classical textbook empty Parachute theory. Wait 3 weeks and she will be begging for him back.
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For every nerd or virgin, there is a girl that is a 5 or above that wants to have intercourse with them. This is Felix’s Theorem
“I heard Lisa fucked Jerry last weekend”
“What? That kid who comes to school dressed like his league of legends character?”
“Yup. Felix’s Theorem, I guess.”
“What? That kid who comes to school dressed like his league of legends character?”
“Yup. Felix’s Theorem, I guess.”
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Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?
Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory
Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory
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And is as person you can like pretty easily. And always has a pretty nice sized DICK
And is as person you can like pretty easily. And always has a pretty nice sized DICK
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Is the german version of "Theodore", a masculine given name. It comes from the Greek Theodōros meaning "God's gift".
Famous person named Theodor: Theodor W. Adorno, German philosopher
Theodor is often creative and hardworking in a way that inspires people around him to strive to be their best. Theodor, or Theo, for short, is the most lovable man in the universe (although tests so far have only used the planet earth as test-sample).
Is the german version of "Theodore", a masculine given name. It comes from the Greek Theodōros meaning "God's gift".
Famous person named Theodor: Theodor W. Adorno, German philosopher
Theodor is often creative and hardworking in a way that inspires people around him to strive to be their best. Theodor, or Theo, for short, is the most lovable man in the universe (although tests so far have only used the planet earth as test-sample).
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