The creator of man and the universe. The maker of time. The master puppeter, the comedian whos just waiting for his audience to laugh. The only reason I'm here or your here reading this.
by Yaweh's Servant July 21, 2006
by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp123456789000000000000000000000000000000000000 April 29, 2008
Omniscient...all-knowing
Omnipresent...everywhere
Omnipotent...all-powerful
Love Him, hate Him, don't believe in Him, whatever. When you pray to Him, your prayers are sometimes answered and sometimes not. His answers are "Yes", "No" or "Not now".
For all you people who think God isn't real just coz you can't hear Him talk: God talks to us in perfect silence. i know it sounds wierd, but that's what i learned from Doctrine classes.
Omnipresent...everywhere
Omnipotent...all-powerful
Love Him, hate Him, don't believe in Him, whatever. When you pray to Him, your prayers are sometimes answered and sometimes not. His answers are "Yes", "No" or "Not now".
For all you people who think God isn't real just coz you can't hear Him talk: God talks to us in perfect silence. i know it sounds wierd, but that's what i learned from Doctrine classes.
"I pray to God everytime I get wasted in a party...sometimes I get in trouble and sometimes I don't, but I'm gonna have to accept the fact that I have caused Him great pain for getting wasted in the first place."
by xoxolilylovesyouxoxo May 03, 2007
god almighty...
by kcwicked January 15, 2011
the most popular imaginary person ever! evern moreso than bob. all the fascists like god. i like bob more....because god is a political whore.
by Kat WHEEEE!!! June 24, 2004
He isn't real, he's just something to tide people's minds over the fact of they don't know any truth to what happened in the so called "beginning"
by Tyler K April 22, 2004