Suicide bombing 

Now this is the story:

Suicide bombing is the act of ejaculating all over the girl while she is on her knees giving you head. But there is a catch, you mustn't say a word before you cum and you gotta yell at the top of your lungs as you whip it out of her mouth and therefore blow yourself all over her face and tits. If you accomplish to do all of this, her face will look exactly like one of the terrorist victims when they are about to be bombed, except that she will stay alive and will have cum on her face instead of blood and flesh...

Oh and, uh, yelling out gods name makes it even more dramatic for some reason! Thank me later. ;)

Ron: Man, I did the suicide bombing last night!
Clark: You did what?
Ron: I busted a nut on the girls face while screaming "hail hydra!!" She was so shocked! I felt like a true terrorist and she was my victim
Clark: You sick fuck...

Suicide bombing by SlowlyThere August 17, 2017

Suicide Forest 

A forest in Japan near Mt. Fuji where people come to commit suicide. Similar to the Golden Gate Bridge. Volunteers go inside the forest to search for any dead and ward people off. It is said that the place has evil spirits or a wicked aura around it.

We went to the suicide forest to record all the dead bodies -Logan Paul

Suicide Forest by fukctard October 3, 2018

suicide tourism 

A trip to the country, where euthanasia or assisted suicide is legal

Switzerland is popular destination for suicide tourism in Europe

suicide tourism by dildo777 September 13, 2022

Suicide is your only option 

very helpful advice

It appears suicide is your only option

Suicide is your only option by Asshead February 17, 2003

suicide beard 

Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.

Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.

suicide beard by Super-Extra December 14, 2008

Suicide Interview

An interview which is extended to a college graduate or businessperson at the last minute by a very important firm. It requires the candidate to drop everything they are doing and prep themseleves for the interview in a matter of hours or even minutes.

Greg: "Dude, corporate called me and wants me to interview with them at 3:30, and it's lunchtime right now!"

Cedrick: "Word?! Sounds like you need to suicide interview that dude!"

Suicide Interview by CorporateBalla May 2, 2009

suicide seat 

The front passenger seat of a car, which implies a fear of a car crash and endangering themselves.

There's no way i'm riding in the suicide seat!

suicide seat by larry says hi October 15, 2005