Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.
by High coyote April 21, 2018
Get the Dick sneezemug. The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."
Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"
Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"
Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"
by Dingleberry12345 December 23, 2008
Get the snort or sneezemug. by the match was rigged November 15, 2019
Get the i sneezed three timesmug. Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.
Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.
Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.
Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
by Toxicale April 19, 2018
Get the sneeze guardmug. by WorldlyWordsmith March 16, 2022
Get the Portuguese Sneezemug. 
by XBlackFireX April 8, 2019
Get the Yack and Sneezemug.