Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces

OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere

by Cloutos November 26, 2019

Shatter

To absolutely kill a girl in sex with an abnormally large penis.

It turned out my boyfriend has an strangely big dick so he shattered me.

by Pig Bacon_Pkachu_1_yass December 6, 2019

Satterfield

To be a Satterfield you have to be a complete and total moron. Typically you cannot be a high school graduate. MLM are you favorite job so you can lay around on a fart saturated couch looking for a new dick to impregnate you. You’ll want to lie about who your baby daddy is as well. And most often your hair needs to be dyed badly but almost never is because you have no real job.

That girl has so many kids and not a single one has the same dad. Must be a Satterfield.

Did you hear about the girl who had Instagram followers host a baby shower for her and then she sold all the stuff?! She has to be a Satterfield.

That bitch looks like Michael Jackson! Definitely a SATTERFIELD.

She’s in her 20s with no driver’s license. What a Satterfield thing to do.

by Slutterfield January 7, 2020

Shatter Batter

A commercial product that converts cannabis and CBD concentrates into a vapable liquid. It has since become a term for the same concentrates that are used with this product.

I put my shatter into shatter batter

by Stoney Santa January 17, 2020

Shattergasted

(This is an additional definition to a preexisting word on urban dictionary)

The shattered feeling of embarrassment when you dont know how to respond to an all-too-accurate bantering or pejorative about your own nature.

Me: "Wait, are you saying what I said was dumb or what I was talking about was dumb"
Friend: "Both"
Me: "I'm absolutely shattergasted🤯😭"

by Pryzmus January 31, 2020

shatterpoint

Shatterpoint was a Force ability in the Star Wars universe that can be used to sense the significance of an event.

The Shatterpoint in that boy is strong, he will lead the fate of an entire galaxy.

by Deedacus February 4, 2020

Scatters

uncontrollable explosive vomit, getting so off the wall shit faced drunk that you can no longer aim your vomit which causes it to scatter all over in the general direction of your target which is usually a toilet or in some very poor cases the bar floor. The scatters are usually found in the bigger cesspools of the world such as bourbon street, broadway, or the sunset strip.

Dude how are you feeling? Man not great but not just awful. Dude go look in the bathroom you caught the scatters last night and now moms spaghetti and cheap bourbon whiskey are all over the place!!!!

by Blazer1752 February 25, 2020