simple sugar

simple sugar is finding someone of the same gender attractive/cute

I’m looking for a simple sugar, I need a simple sugar, nothing much just walking around till I find a simple sugar

by TheOneFromAbove January 31, 2024

Simple Dimple

A small, blank spot in the scalp, wide enough to be touched by one's finger.

"Bro! Bro! It's like...

...Mitsubishi... Materials."

*Daily scalp inspection*

*Provoked alligator noises*

"...Simple Dimple."

by Steveluvscows February 27, 2024

Simple flaw

A term originating from the Roblox game Deepwoken, "You learn things at a slower rate than others."

When a person struggles to grasp the most basic of concepts and will never learn from their mistakes.

Person 1: Name a country in North America
Person 2: Hawaii
Person 1: You have the Simple flaw

by ShinyDitto64 April 1, 2024

simple juice

Simple juice is a southern Ohio term used fir an inbred back wood's folk that's not a fully non functional mentally challenged person, but a high functional mentally challenged person. These individuals can get state assistance without being institutionalized or hidden in the root cellar.

Damn it boy, why'd you do that? Your momma give you to much simple juice when you were a baby....DUMB ASS.

by Frothysasquatch January 9, 2025

Simpy

Simpy, an adjective to describe an emotionally well-rounded man who is confident and forthcoming in vocalising his romantic interest and intent. Something of a love language, simpy behaviour is akin to words of affirmation; a simpy style of communication builds secure relationships and makes for compassionate love. Often misused and misconstrued, simpy behaviour is wholly desirable and a positive quality to possess.

Watch me put a ring on that simpy legend.

by Soffington October 16, 2025

Simple man

What a manipulative psychopath says after he’s destroyed your life as an attempt to assert plausible deniability. He knows exactly what he did. This is an attempt to feign ignorance and make you question yourself.

You: Did you burn down my house???

Simple Man: ?????

You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???

Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…

by Drinkingdemonblood October 30, 2025

Simple Steamer

An average sized log or small pile of excrement, steamy in nature.

“Just left a simple steamer behind that bush over there.”

by Militantswine6 January 12, 2026