shittin' dimes

Something easy or uncomplicated. Marked as having no problems.

Ya, life is good. Just shittin' dimes.

by tryhardaar November 3, 2022

Shitting like it’s Black Friday

An idiom used to announce you’ve eaten too much. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday is known for massive, continuous bowel movements.

“ I ate so much I’ll be shitting like it’s Black Friday tomorrow.

by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023

shittosser

When a guy jumps off the diving board in mid air pulls his shorts down and squirt a flying shit at his girlfriend

Me did a double flip shittosser at the ol bag one right on her back bullseye!

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 8, 2023

shitting pygmies

Euphemistically; when a bowel movement is so large or unusual the resulting stool seems like it might stand up and walk away. Could be the result of something you ate.

Yo, I don't know what was in that food but I've been shitting pygmies all week.

by Von Zinzer September 18, 2023

Escaping shotton

When your shit is so big that not even a double flush will get rid of this bad boy. The only way to get rid of this is to let it climb out over the side and off into the sunset.

Their was a guy who was proud to show off the size of his escaping shotton, even giving them names, after several attempts to get rid he had to let them go, Barry the turd lived in a box in his shed....

by frogmuncher December 10, 2010

mind-shitting

An experience which leaves you utterly confused and freaked-out.

"That movie was mind-shitting!"

"Her answer to that essay question which was set, left everyone Mind-shitted."

by EarthNoodle June 8, 2014