shitting my stick

It is another way of saying "are you kidding"

Wife: my water broke
Husband: "are you shitting my stick"

shitting my stick by Lizzzssss July 21, 2017

shitting on the rose

When you take a good person and treat them like crap. You have come along, seen something nice and thought, ‘how can I make this situation shitty? Oh, I know, I’ll squat down and actually sh*t on it.

Hey? Is that even necessary? Why are you shitting on the rose?

shitting on the rose by TheChanniestStarInTheSky June 20, 2018

shitting while everyone watching you

its explin its own

me: poo pa pe and shitting while everyone watching you
everyone: omfg

omfg= oh my fucking god

shitting while everyone watching you by QSXDRFVGYHNJI January 28, 2021

fried shitting 

When one is severely in over their head in a situation and tries to avoid a question or comment by either: overreacting, avoiding the question or comment, or changing the subject in a way obvious to anyone listening

"I was watching this guy do a backflip over a trash can and he asked me to do it, so i double backflipped over two trash cans" "no you didn't that not possible!" "yes i did you should've seen it, don't try to call me a liar you fucking idiot, hey look a goose!" "no way dude we just caught you "fried shitting" admit it!"

fried shitting by Evildawg December 20, 2008

Whistle Shitting 

The act of whistling while taking a shit. Usually used to calm ones-self after eating too much Chipotle. Can also be used to freak out man in stall next to you.

Man: *whistle* whistle* oh god damn it Chipotle! *SHART!* *whistle*.... ahhh much better!

Usher: God Damn! that's the best Whistle Shitting I've ever heard! Yo wanna contract?!

Whistle Shitting by zmez October 18, 2011

Screen Shitting 

Taking screenshots from snapchat while on the pooper.

Ashley, stop screen shitting. I know you're in the bathroom.

Screen Shitting by cox-e December 15, 2014

Rage shitting 

When amber heard poops in your bed.

Looks like Amber was rage shitting again, this time she shit in the bed.

Rage shitting by A very rich widow May 7, 2022