scabulation

When you masturbate or have sex with no lubrication and you get scabs on you bag or your underbelly of your helmet ( the gobbler)

Yo, man I was banging this chick last night and I got the worst scabulation on the underbelly of my cock.

I was wanking to some pr0n yesterday and I wasn't using lubrication and I got mad scabulation down stairs.

by Steve L July 11, 2006

samudera

Sex

I had the best samudera last night! XD

by Gamer3436 January 26, 2014

samuelu

A man with small genitals who enjoys walking down snow covered shorelines with other men. Typically can be found singing in the shower to its raining men or crying in his living-room about how his coworkers treat him.

Man you are such a samuelu.

by tHOR'S tHUNDER sTICKICKER July 20, 2017

Samuel L. Blackson

A real nigga

That nigga is like a Mo'Fucking Samuel L. Blackson

by AnusTiedAroundMyNeck May 26, 2018

samurai sausage

When your dick is so hard that it cuts through glass and screams in Japanese constantly

Do you ever wonder if a samurai sausage could exist?

by Don’t take me seriously May 27, 2018

Scam

When a motherfucker feeds somebody a fake-ass line of bullshit so he can put his dirty, cold and lifeless hands on the victim's cash as soon as possible, that's a scam.

* an example of a really retarded ad scam *

"BUI THIS PRODOOKT AND YO DICK WIL GET 56 INCHES BIGGER THAN BEFOR"

by Some fucker took my name July 5, 2019

Samuel

A nice guy never wants you to be harmd he feels lonely needs to be loved if you love samuel then he will be there for you sometime he can be lazy but he has sedative emotions but he will be there he is going to be a great person he loves sports and trys to be good at every thing he does

Samuel not a dick head (and i am a samuel)

by Samuels things September 20, 2019