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lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."
by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015
mugGet the lawn servicemug.

Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP
Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.
by Al Golston November 20, 2011
mugGet the Grandpa's Service Pistolmug.

marcell service-johnson

He is an amazing person and will always be.He is good at football and very soft.He keeps his best friends close to his heart and never lets go of them.If you have a Marcell Service-Johnson in your life dont let him go so easily
Your so nice like a Marcell Service-Johnson
by Unknown643567 December 3, 2017
mugGet the marcell service-johnsonmug.

Soft Service

Getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a dump. Actually making sense compared to such random terms as the blowken. This act represents a girl at an icecream shop pulling a handle and letting the soft serve ice cream fill a cone or bowl.
"Debby went down on Tony while he was taking a shit. It was the best soft service hes ever had, and she loves the smell of crap."
by Teleutaia February 20, 2010
mugGet the Soft Servicemug.

Ouija board service providers

Ouija board service providers are similar to phone service providers. The difference being that of course instead of using a phone to communicate, you use ouija boards to communicate. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.
I've used so many different ouija board service providers throughout the years, to keep in touch with my loved ones from the other realms.
by Esq Esp March 1, 2024
mugGet the Ouija board service providersmug.

three hole service

Three whole service is a sexual act usually done in the gay community
Hot Rods gay bar offers the best three hole service around!
by Toefingerchickenwing September 25, 2019
mugGet the three hole servicemug.

Terms of service

You're perfectly fine with it when it goes the other way around and not reading isn't a good enough legal excuse not to follow it.
Hym "In using my work to create AI you agree to the terms of service. See '¹Clauses' for more details. Blulululululululululululu!"
by Hym Iam April 15, 2025
mugGet the Terms of servicemug.

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