Rhode Island

A small, shitty, trash area full of arrogant, druggy faggots who are asleep 50% of the time. Drivers on Ghetto Island, oops sorry ''Rhode Island,'' are either too slow or recklessly fast. No one has heard of Rhode Island because of it's shittiness.

Guy 1: Rhode Island? Never heard of it? Do you mean, Long Island?

Guy 2: WTF? No! Rhode Island!

Guy 3: Oh, he means Ghetto Island

Guy 1: Ohhh. That place sucks dick!

by Native New Yorker #1 February 4, 2013

African rodeo

When someone runs up to an elephant and graps on to it's 5 foot long penis causing it to flail around, and holds on for as long as possible.

Dude shawn totaly won that African rodeo he hung on for a whole 8.3 seconds.

by Elephant DR. Dick October 21, 2009

One-man rodeo

Phrase defining the act of a male masturbating "western grip" style while standing or, with some level of difficulty, walking.

I totally became a one-man rodeo after seeing that naked hottie through her window as I walked by.

by Saint Cuchulainn January 6, 2009

Soggy Pillow Rodeo

When a man sogs on a pillow that's laying on his stomach, then has his wife/girlfriend/mistress etc ride him and the pillow like he's a bull at the rodeo.

Man 1: Dude, my wife and I had a Soggy Pillow Rodeo last night.

Man 2: Did you tape it?

by jnetleb July 31, 2009

rhode island

This is a horrible place with corrupt police, lawyers, and certain few wealthy running it. It is best not to go there unless you like jail, unjust punishment, along with the occasional police beat down.

Rhode Island
Providence

by RI_Citizen January 30, 2009

rodeo star

after a few mins of having sex you yell i have aids and jump on the person and see how long you can hold on for

babe i have aids
hold on cowboy its a rodeo star

by kimbim December 18, 2008

Rhode Island Roulette

the act of smoking a cigarette to the filter and seeing if the ember falls onto you.

john: how'd you get that burn?
zeek: i was playing Rhode Island Roulette

by booboo____kittyfuck November 20, 2011