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quasi-retarded

The electrician installed the light switch incorrectly. Although the light still turned on, the switch didn't fully click in the upright position so therefore is quasi-retarded.

The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.

The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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Confirmed Retarded

Retarded to the point of being publicly diagnosed as retarded. This term applies to those people who aren't actually retarded medically, but just plain stupid. Such people fail in school, do stupid shit, and think they're above everyone but the level of stupidity is beyond human comprehension.
"Hey bro so you still lusting over Sarah?"

"I used to think that her being smart and hot at the same time would qualify her as wife-material. Just yesterday, she told the neuroscience prof that she believed that the heart was in the skull and tried using philosophy to prove it."

"Dayum, confirmed retarded."
by serd12 July 6, 2018
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Moving Retarded

When one's action reflect that of a retarded person
I'm off the Molly, the Xan, the Lean, That's why I'm moving retarded - Pop Smoke (Welcome to the Party)
by The_Woo November 4, 2021
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Retardication

2 or more stupid people having intercourse
That was some serious retardication when Keanu Reeves was doing Paula Abdul back in the 80s.
by Da Man with a Plan December 13, 2007
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retard alarm

is when a person doesn't think straight
Can i eat a plastic? no you retard alarm
by retard alarm March 28, 2016
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Retard circus

When a group of people are doing something dumb without regard to how stupid they look
"Stop throw kicking flipping bottles. You boys practicing for the retard circus?"
by MRAzang January 5, 2017
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retard siren

When the retarded kids at school run around shouting shit that is incomprehensible and the staff don't care
Person 1: Well, there goes the retard siren again.

Person 2: Damn, that's the third time today.
by GoldeyLerks January 21, 2017
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