PortmanteauOfRetina

idk some guy who talks to fifteen year olds at the age of 21 on discord and is self admitted unemployed with no plans in life and gets defended for being a pdough by a certain baconhair online

BaconMan would be down to PortmanteauOfRetina doing it with him and trying for a baby

by VanDijkCastle August 19, 2025

Pratman

Word that refers to Andre Onana, one of the greatest goalkeepers of all time.

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it’s Pratman!” - Mark Goldbridge

by jeromyromyrome September 8, 2025

Prom King

Nathaniel Peck

Vote Nathaniel Peck for prom king… is what we said before he won.

by Theo McIntosh November 10, 2025

The Prom Night Scale

A Rating Scale ranging from 1-10 used to judge the attractiveness of a female based on how good she would look if she was going to prom.

To calculate a Prom Night rating one must account for professionally done make-up and hair. Spray-tan, self-tanner and other skin enhancing products must be accounted for as well.

Normal Female 1-10 Scale Conversion rate: +2 per point.

Jenny real world: 6
Jenny at prom: 8

Tom: Yeah, I met Jeff's sister the other day.

Mike: Oh yeah? Is she pretty good looking?
Tom: Eh, she's probably an 8 on the Prom Night Scale. .

Mike: That's not too bad if you see her at a wedding.

by JebusHoles December 12, 2016

natalie portman

A date where only the guy considers or considered it a date.

Dude, I totally thought I was gonna get some last night, but she really did just want to exchange vegan recipes--turns out it wasn't a date, just a natalie portman.

by Solanas69 June 4, 2019

Flint prom dress

Post bukkake wear.

Me and the boyz gave that bitch a Flint Prom Dress.

by Bukitty August 22, 2019

Ditchable Prom date

That’s what Bobby Singer (Supernatural) isn’t.

You can say it if somebody didn’t show up to an appointment you made.

It means that someone just purposely didn’t show up.

For Supernatural Fans it will always be funny if they hear someone saying that.

Bobby: "Do I look like a ditchable Prom date to you?"

Person xy: "I’m not a ditchable prom date"

by baby_satan67 April 15, 2020