Pre-ditch

To "ditch" or "comedically abandon" someone before an event or meeting without their knowledge.

Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.

by deeezznuts May 18, 2011

Pre-flake

When someone decides not to commit to plans that haven't even been created yet.

Person 1: "We're probably going out again sometime next week if you wanna come."
Person 2: "No thanks, I'll probably be busy."
Person 1: "Bro, did you just pre-flake on us?"

by TheRealAndrewconda May 02, 2018

Pre-Shower

The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.

I can't wait to get home from work and pre-shower, shower, eat, and then go to bed.

by MF1212 August 07, 2017

Pre-vagnician

One who possess the ability to predict the appearance of a woman's vagina by assessing her personality almost immediately upon meeting her.

"Within five minutes Jacob could tell us exactly what her pussy looked like. I think he must have pre-vagnician."

by UnicornButtSex November 21, 2015

pre-diddle

Preliminary diddle activities (PDA)
e.g. dick of da sucking, the booty to da face, and my dick in da mouth

See Diddle for refrences

man carter last night gave gabbie some major pre-diddles!

by ThisDiddleMaster69 April 14, 2016

pre hoe

A hoe thats not exactly a hoe. A virgin that does hoe stuff.

Jody is a pre hoe. She fucked with the whole football, basketball and soccer team.

by Reaaaalllyy Real January 09, 2016

Pre-Blown

When you smoke weed on your way to go smoke weed, or when you smoke weed while waiting for a friend to show up and smoke weed.

“Hey bro, are you stoned on this weed yet? I’m high as a kite.”

“Nah, sorry man, I got pre-blown during the drive over here.”

by Undead Meathead August 21, 2018