i'm a potato

Saying this refers to the fact that someone is ugly, strange, and/ or fat.

You can also refer to someone as a potato if they are dull, uninteresting, or boring. Such as:
"Mary is such a potato"
"David asked me to prom, but he's a potato so I'm not going"
"Our professor is such a potato."
"Dude I'm a potato"
by Marapotatoe December 10, 2013
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Potato Pump

When you take a potato and peel it into a phallus. The potato can then be used as a sex toy. Different variations include a horse-shoe shape that can be used for double penetration. After use the potato can boiled and eaten.
Person 1: I heard that ranga plays with his food if you know what I mean...

Person 2: Yea I heard they like to do the potato pump.
by Mr . Angry June 07, 2009
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Assed Potatoes

Mashed potatoes that are prepared inside the ass of a person, or any creature with a functional anus. The potatoes are typically mashed by a BBC, but any phallic and thrusting object will do the job.
Billy buttered up his butthole in anticipation of Tyrone coming over to make some assed potatoes.
by Mr_BBC June 02, 2014
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Potato Quality

When some one says "Dude was this recorded with a potato?" they mean that the quality of the film is shitty.

People often use this term in gaming as-well.
Dude! was this fucking youtube video recorded and rendered with sony potato 14?
Stop having potato quality equipment!

Jesus Christ Dan! Get a better PC You noob! I'll rek You 1V1 IRL M8

Stop playing with your potato pc to get a advantage with war thunders fucked up graphics settings man!
by OrgasmicLarry March 27, 2015
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Potato Salad

a salad made with potatoes. PRETTY TASTY!

Potatoes with a salad, who woulda thought of that??
Guy 1: Hey man i made potato salad!
Guy 2: SICK BRO!
by 1 Cool Guy February 27, 2020
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filmed with a potato

Very bad quality. Usually said when the viewer sees something 32-bit or lower. (i guess)
Person 1: Hey, man! Watch this video!
*video plays*
Person 2: That looks like it was filmed with a potato.
by Dat256Guy June 30, 2015
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Potato Masher

The potato masher was/is a British wording for the German Army's Stielgranate 24. It was used by every the entire Wehrmacht.

Due to it's shape and appearance it was called potatomasher by the British forces. The video game Call of Duty 2 features this fact. Interestingly the Soviet Red Army's soldiers are calling the stick grenade potato masher also.

Nowadays the German Modell 24 Stielgranate is one of the most easily recognized WWII small arms.
In the USA the Stielgranate is collected like stamps by some collecters. Especially the US soldiers returning home took one or more home with them as a "Souvenir out of the Reich".
by The_Emperor July 13, 2009
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