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Tom - Dude, what did you do with the P-7 I gave you earlier.
Jimmy - I slipped it in Sharon's drink. Dibs on her when she's in position 7.
Jimmy - I slipped it in Sharon's drink. Dibs on her when she's in position 7.
by Alexander Morgan May 30, 2006
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by Brandi February 6, 2003
Get the missionary position mug.An intellectual fashion-statement of some university geeks in the early and late nineties,to use double-quotes( single quotes if one's sarcastic) to define 'things', 'signs', and 'words', which on principle are not be defined by "poststructuralism".
In recent times, "this" has been "replaced" by a "newer one" which argues for or against the use of hyphens to be used between "post" and "colonialism"...
Its traces are still preserved in "universities" by some "confused" academicia to complicate life for the nerds who wish to study the "human sciences" there.In most cases, the "torture" is because these academicians, lol, survive on mouth-watering sums allotted by their country's education department on "post-doctoral" 'research' for the "social sciences". And they want to show they're 'really' serious about doing away wid "structures"...
Evasive French "intellectuals" of the seventies and eighties, nurtured in the Ecole Normale Superiore, are "generally" considered the "founding fathers".Under the tutelage of the self-confused 'Marxist structuralist' Althusser, these "people" forgot all 'bout the real world and debated against the Swiss linguist Saussure's interpretation of signs, and ended up deferring up common sense and meaning from 'texts' and 'life'. For Foucault, the coming of the ultra-Islamic fanatacism under Ayatollah Khomeini signified the" most modern and advanced form of revolt in recent times". For Derrida, there's no meaning in "meaning"(for it is indefinitely deferred, he wrote, after settling comfortably in the US), for Lacan, it is the "incessant sliding of the signifiers"("imagine" a Freudian cosmic penis wrapped up in words, n' u get what he "means"), and for Baurillard, it's a fucking "simulacrum" advocacy of the Bush administration and the Gulf war....
Finally, "poststructuralism" is still the surest "way" to academic success.
In recent times, "this" has been "replaced" by a "newer one" which argues for or against the use of hyphens to be used between "post" and "colonialism"...
Its traces are still preserved in "universities" by some "confused" academicia to complicate life for the nerds who wish to study the "human sciences" there.In most cases, the "torture" is because these academicians, lol, survive on mouth-watering sums allotted by their country's education department on "post-doctoral" 'research' for the "social sciences". And they want to show they're 'really' serious about doing away wid "structures"...
Evasive French "intellectuals" of the seventies and eighties, nurtured in the Ecole Normale Superiore, are "generally" considered the "founding fathers".Under the tutelage of the self-confused 'Marxist structuralist' Althusser, these "people" forgot all 'bout the real world and debated against the Swiss linguist Saussure's interpretation of signs, and ended up deferring up common sense and meaning from 'texts' and 'life'. For Foucault, the coming of the ultra-Islamic fanatacism under Ayatollah Khomeini signified the" most modern and advanced form of revolt in recent times". For Derrida, there's no meaning in "meaning"(for it is indefinitely deferred, he wrote, after settling comfortably in the US), for Lacan, it is the "incessant sliding of the signifiers"("imagine" a Freudian cosmic penis wrapped up in words, n' u get what he "means"), and for Baurillard, it's a fucking "simulacrum" advocacy of the Bush administration and the Gulf war....
Finally, "poststructuralism" is still the surest "way" to academic success.
Papa: " Johny,Johny?"
Johny: "Yes, papa."
Papa: " Eatin' sugar?"
Johny: "No papa."
Papa: "Fuck you, talk 'poststructuralism' like a bot once more, and me and momma are going to the university strip show without you."
From University legends: And God said,"Let there be light, no more darkness, and poststructuralism to wipe your ass".
Johny: "Yes, papa."
Papa: " Eatin' sugar?"
Johny: "No papa."
Papa: "Fuck you, talk 'poststructuralism' like a bot once more, and me and momma are going to the university strip show without you."
From University legends: And God said,"Let there be light, no more darkness, and poststructuralism to wipe your ass".
by Averroes March 7, 2007
Get the poststructuralism mug.when you are hanging out/ dating someone and someone, normally related to you walks in and sees you doing something, you probably shouldn't be doing.
like cuddling with a boy that isn't supposed to be at your house when you are alone. and you are in a 'compromising position' and your dad just saw. or walking in on two people that are close to each other and seem to want to escape and make small talk at a quick moment.
dude, last night her mom walked in and saw us in compromising positions.
dude, last night her mom walked in and saw us in compromising positions.
by aye kay May 24, 2008
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a.k.a. having many different ways to position something
a.k.a. having many different ways to position something
"step your game up. rock that hat with some positional variety"
"on a scale of 1 - 10, i'd give him a 9.9 in positional variety. we was all over the place!"
"on a scale of 1 - 10, i'd give him a 9.9 in positional variety. we was all over the place!"
by torpedoheat October 8, 2007
Get the positional variety mug.An adjective meaning that something is good. It was introduced into popular culture by Mr. Boyle in late 2003 and early 2004. The word was then passed on through the students in his Pre-calc class. Recently the word has spread to southern California by an unnamed student attending USD.
by Keith December 1, 2004
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