sirrogut parent

A bulging-bellied "father figure" dude who is filling in for a kiddo's biological daddy.

In an old "Hi and Lois" cartoon, Trixie Flagston gleefully noted ("Bee-bee! Bee-bee!") to her mama dat a local lady was visibly "expecting", then started naively babbling "Bee-bee-bee-bee" when she spied da rotund Mr. Thurston, as well --- I wonder if she was actually viewing him as a "sirrogut parent"?

by QuacksO February 22, 2025

sarahgate parent

A motherly lady named Sarah who fills in for a child's real mommy.

Da nice lady at da local daycare center serves as a sarahgate parent for a lot of pint-sized kiddos every day.

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

Co Parent

Having your relationship partner watch y’all kids while one of you go out

I’m going to co parent our child whenever you leave

by Jusess April 28, 2025

ur parent straight

A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.

*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

bad parent

More of a stigma than the akcual condition, this slang term refers to parents who impose their children the same screen time limits as the persons who "only" subscribe to 20~100 YouTube channels even though these children subscribe to 600+ YouTube channels.

My friends think I’m a bad parent just because I "only" let my kids watch YouTube for 2 hours per day. I mean, they have subscriptions to over 600 channels — they just have the same screen time as the persons who "only" subscribe to 20~100 YouTube channels!

by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025

Love for one's parent(s)

Unconditional love one has for their parents no matter what.

After everything there's still tons of love for one's parent(s).

by PineappleJuice May 14, 2015

ala me pakels

A tagalog slash Filipino slang for "I don't care".

Ala came from the Filipino word "wala" which means none.
Me as in the English word "me".
And pakels was derived from the Filipino word "pakialam" which means care.

"Hey I heard they were talking shit about you."
"No way? Oh well, ala me pakels."

by sasaintheforest June 5, 2018