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A sexual act where two women press and rub their breasts together, creating mutual pleasure. Combines the softness of cupcakes with the joy of full-body closeness. It goes really well in combination with the knee thing.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
Get the Cupcake Smash mug.Power: 750,000,000,000. Accusing someone’s sister of cisnormativity so potent, it retroactively cancels her TikTok account. Side effects include her pronouns changing to “they/them” and her Uggs turning into Doc Martens.
*Chad: "ur granny tranny"
Sapphic Sorcerer: "you're sis cis."
Chad’s Sister: renounces capitalism, starts a punk band
Chad’s hairline recedes 5 inches.
Sapphic Sorcerer: "you're sis cis."
Chad’s Sister: renounces capitalism, starts a punk band
Chad’s hairline recedes 5 inches.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
Get the you're sis cis mug.A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.
*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
Get the ur parent straight mug.*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*
*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
Get the you're parent straight mug.Power: 900,000,000,000. The nuclear option for erasing straightness from genealogy. Turns family reunions into Pride parades and converts minivans into dyke vans. Surviving relatives report sudden urges to read Audre Lorde.
*Karen: "you’re grandpa trap!!"
Queer Anarchist: "ur sis unqueer."
Karen’s Sister: marries a cactus
The PTA dissolves.
Queer Anarchist: "ur sis unqueer."
Karen’s Sister: marries a cactus
The PTA dissolves.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
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