pork and beef

A song named "pork and beef" by the "THE COUP" pork means P-I-G (Police) and beef (Issues)

Me and that punk ass officer Slater got pork and beef

by xSHEEEITx June 9, 2010

Pork Grinder

A homosexual male "grinding" another male.

Skeeter:"Why is that guy ginding Jimmy in there."
Jimbo:"They just got married, ew there pork grinders."

by Huey90210 June 30, 2011

pork chop

a term used to describe a moment of stupidity, worse than a 'blonde' moment

1)Bruce:i went across the specific ocean
Beckmeister: you mean pacific
Bruce: yeh thats what i said, specific

2) (there was a vase of bamboo by my friends sink)
Louis: why is there a glass of leeks beside your sink?

by ghetto superstars vs suburbian sisters December 8, 2003

pork scratchings

porky- when one boy goes to west ham matches and eats pork.
pork scratching- when one has evolved from the porky state and stays at home eating on the couch.

conner your such a pork scratchings!
go shove bacon up your mums ass you pork scratchings!

by mr. porky April 3, 2007

pork chop

socially inept, virgin, sober driver, usually male but in extreme cases can be female (although butch)

wow, that guy is such a pork chop!

by porkchop1234 January 8, 2009

pork chop

to suck cock, a blow job, blowie,

''give us a pork chop love''

by pooty beavston September 20, 2007

Pork Pipe

Vulgar slang for the male penis.

I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe.

by tjfromchicago July 20, 2012