Ponder one's place in the universe

To fap. Used in polite company.

1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.

by spotch555 March 29, 2012

blow one's shot

(verb) to take the opportunity.

He blew his shot.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

onesty

Lonely and without someone to call a friend. Always gets on your bad side when you don't talk about something they want to be talking about. They say they have friends but will reject you at any point.

Don't ask Onesty, she will make it the last thing you want to hear.

by SwiftyCreepa June 12, 2018

Pour some out for one's homies

Pouring some out for one's homies is a ritual you do where you poor some of what ever your drinking out on the ground for some of the homies that you lost or for homies who are fucking idiots and pray for them cause they won't make it in life

"Why don't you pour some out for one's homies to remember our homie Rick."

by Iamsad June 11, 2018

OneSidedPrism

Writes journals on the internet to stay in touch with his womanly side

Oh you're such a OneSidedPrism

by ThwapJon February 28, 2004

onespunkin

When a female has at least one redeeming feature i.e excellent breasts but the rest of her is a no go. Or, vice versa when the majority of her is looking good yet something lets her down. Ultimately you would only ever give her the old beef injection just the once.

Jim Jim - Ooh look at her in the distance, she'd get it.

( Girl gets closer )

Joe Joe - Nah mate, she's a onespunkin at the most.

by Rudy Van Longhorn January 17, 2008

Onesky

Onesky , is an unwanted or undesired material or substance. It is also referred to as rubbish, trash, garbage, or junk depending upon the type of material and the regional terminology. In living organisms, Onesky relates to unwanted substances or toxins that are expelled from them, and contain radioactive chemical elements that do not have a practical purpose. Onesky is sometimes the product of a poor gene pool, or inbreeding. However, warehouses not directly connected to the waste industry can produce large quantities of Onesky. It has been estimated, for instance, that in the past 20 years the production endeavors of some distribution centers have accumulated eight million tons of radioactive Onesky. The majority of Onesky is "Red Level Waste", meaning it contains high levels of radioactivity per mass or volume. This type of Onesky often consists of used protective devices, which are only slightly contaminated but still dangerous in case of radioactive contamination of a human body through ingestion, inhalation, absorption, or injection.
It is difficult to define specifically what Onesky is. Items that some people discard have value to others. It is widely recognized that waste materials are a valuable resource, whilst there is debate as to how this value is best realized. Governments need to define what Onesky is in order that it can be safely and legally managed. Different definitions need to be combined in order to ensure the safe and legal disposal of the waste.

It smells like Roasted Vomit in here, must be Onesky.

by DIB Staff October 8, 2008