key cult

Also know as key club - focuses on community service and absolutely nothing else.

Derrick: Do you like key cult?
Lexi: No I hate it.

Derrick: Why do you go to it then?
Lexi: The hours.

by Little-elfie January 24, 2018

key happy

When a moderator on a forum is eager to ban people for little reason. Just like a trigger happy person is eager to shoot things for little reason.

I hate that forum the mods are key happy and banned me for spelling a users name wrong!

by fartso55 January 1, 2017

insert key

the most cancerous key for typing, press it and you are fucked if you do not know how to turn it off.

i was typing in my document, pressed the insert key and it was the end of the world for me.

by waterm3lon December 21, 2019

Real key

It’s like low key but the real shit.

That’s real key.

by cdiddy1210 January 19, 2020

Close Keys

That moment when you text fast but accidentally press the letter next to the letter that you were trying to text. So it comes out like thia. (This)

(In a text message)
Boy: Wassup giirll
Girl: I'm doing food
Boy: You could Do something else iykyk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: oops haha close keys I was trying to say good.
Boy: Ohhh ok cool nvm bout that last text.

by Jrboy_ftw April 15, 2020

Keys Game

A game that a tweaker couple plays in their home. The bitch hides the keys in furniture, clothes, books, holes in the wall, or in inconspicuous places throughout the room. Then when she leaves for her errands, the guy gets up from his sleep and looks for the keys in the room.

Aj- "Miss April and I played the Keys Game yesterday. Before she left she hid all these bags for me."

Me- "..."

Aj- "Isn't she wonderful? Do you see why I love this woman?"

by umbreonxxx March 6, 2020

carry-no-key

1. To get on stage at karaoke and not sing. 2. To sing out of tune at karaoke. 3. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and doesn't sing. 4. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and sings out of tune.

"I can't even hear her. I thought you said karaoke, not carry-no-key." "The way this carry-no-key sings it, I can't even tell what song it is."

by qguru722 September 21, 2012