Masturdate

When a couple goes on a date and someone stalks them to masturbate to them.

"sally and billy went on a date so i went out to masturdate to them"

by Ash is Daddy May 17, 2016

mustard handy

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.

Eiden gives mustard handy's.

by Kag5799 March 16, 2016

mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.

I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.

by condimentqueen April 2, 2017

mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.

"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"

by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017

mustardbation

when someone uses mustard as lubricant during masturbation

Baby get the mustard I got to practice my mustardbation technique

by Tj boi dillic June 9, 2017

mustardbaiting

When a person makes a clickbait video but instead of something unrelated to get views its a picture of mustard.

I use mustardbaiting to get views.

by Rick C-139 September 16, 2017

mustard cock

When sperm dries and hardens on your penis.

Hey mark how do I get rid of mustard cock?

by Bdwjbdgwjsb April 22, 2018