D.C. Mobile Home

The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark such as the White House, Capitol, etc.

Joe (talking to Lucas on his phone): Yo! So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.

Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.

by Big shot 91 June 6, 2016

mobile shaghi

Mobile Shanghai is when somebody unplugs your phone and plugs in theirs to charge it.

"your brother took my phone off the charger and charge his phone!" Said mom.
"He oulled a mobile shaghi"

by poppy3415 October 19, 2013

mobile megalodon

Glider released in the game Fortnite Battle Royale.

Released in Chapter 5, season 3

“Man that new glider is awesome!”

“Oh yeah, it’s great… What’s its name again”

“Mobile Megalodon.”

by Swim_ July 9, 2024

laser opps mobile gayming

a gay laser company that also has a gaming lair in its basement

hey todd, do you wanna go to laser opps mobile gayming for the annual cock gaming convention with josh?

by parker.crawdaddy69 June 5, 2023

Moist Mobile

the best car in the game Project Zombiod, no other car can beat it.

A car that can only be driven by the best, the only MoistCr1tical. The Moist Mobile is the most powerful car, fast, durable, moist and very critical.

by somegoober October 7, 2023

Mobile Deceased

The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British ....you get now.. ok so use it. Piss off boomers. It's a good zoom laugh.

So the boomers at the office

are mobile deceased..
What?

They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.

That can't be one of yours that's too good.

I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead

You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 14, 2021

Mobile strike

An advertisement that isn't actually a game because it died faster than my books on my shelf and their money was only spent on advertisement than the actual game. Also you can't survive without spending money on the game so you pay bills but in a game.

Also Arnold is the main character so is it positive? Nope it's not positive and Mobile Strike will remain as a sellout

Mobile strike, download for free, uninstall for free

by Uppsapa January 21, 2017