Pecker Mache

The toilet paper/tissue stuck to the tip of your penis after wiping semen away. Seeming to appear as a paper mache project.

"I went to take a piss this morning and found a pecker mache in my underwear! "

by d-trainn March 5, 2009

matchmaker

A guy who sets his bros up with some bitches. if he's good he can get them together. a major obstacle is keeping friendships afterward cuz they gonna be mad if you screw them over.

Guy#1: bruh could ya set me up with this girl?
matchmaker: sure bruh gimme a week and y'all be hooking up in notime

by nyan21yomummlgdankkappa May 6, 2015

macheesmo

The Ebonic spelling, as the word sounds, of the word machismo with multiple meanings. (1) Another serving of Mac & Cheese. (2) Exaggerated masculinity, with a slight stink to it.

(1):I want mo mac chees mo!;(2):Man, check out that dude, he must work out 'cause he got macheesmo!

by Nicholas H. Howard October 10, 2007

Matchbox

Any nice looking Plymouth Acclaim, Plymouth Duster, Plymouth Sundance, Dodge Spirit, Dodge Dynasty, Chrysler 5th Ave. Any car that is shaped like a box. Box car.

I'm chillin in my matchbox.

Gettin honeys in my matchbox.

by Isaiah Diggs February 10, 2008

Machaela

A big breated spazz who always has fun with her bestfriend, is afraid of whales and absolutly LOVES asians

Dude my bestfriend is totally a machaela.

by Rinna tin tin January 23, 2009

matchelorette

Girl you meet on Match.com

"I think posting a new photo would helo you impress more matchelorettes."

by bluestateguy August 12, 2009

Matchstick Ignitor

An alcoholic drink that mixes Jager with an Orange flavored energy drink

Guy 1: Hey man, you ready to go out?

Guy 2: I dunno, I'm feeling a lil tired, and my vagina hurts.

Guy 1: No worries, I'll get ya a Matchstick Ignitor.

Guy 2: What the fuck is a Matchstick Ignitor?

Guy 1: Shut up and drink the drink bitch!!

by EggaWoes June 6, 2010