like a dolphin 

This is a term said to someone if their response in conversation does not warrant a reply.

It is derived from the way dolphins are taught tricks. If the dolphin does not do what they are meant to you are to blank them and not show any form of response.

This is most commonly used when speaking with your partner after numerous arguments about the same think and they have not learnt from the previous argument.

Fred: Oranges are green.
Ted: like a dolphin.

like a dolphin by tedfred April 29, 2008

like two retards fucking 

When two people totally and completely screw something up and make a total mess of things.

Bowser goes to open the door for Maggie. Maggie goes to open the door for Bowser. A second later Maggie gets slammed in the head by the door Bowser is already opening.

Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.

like two retards fucking by Strangebeast January 16, 2009

like bacon through a duck 

A regional phrase known in Northern Michigan, used to express an action occuring very quickly, usually in reference to food passing through the digestive system.

Oh man, I should have stayed away from those buffett tacos, they shot through me like bacon through a duck.

like bacon through a duck by warriorgregor76 March 26, 2010

like a deer in the headlines 

The facial expression we have come to know - panic-stricken, wide-eyed and immobilized, not knowing which way to run, realizing that your crimes, sins and errors of judgement are suddenly America's number one topic.

The movie mogul had figured no one would ever talk, and if they did, who would believe them, yet here he stood, cameras on him from all sides, barraged by shouting reporters, like a deer in the headlines.

like a deer in the headlines by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020

Like a Scalded Dog 

Quickly and in fear.

When Davey Boy bgot mad and brought out the shotgun, Timmy ran away like a scalded dog.

Like a Scalded Dog by Rodney Basil September 8, 2004

like such a raena 

(adj)- action of being super crazy, random, high, asian, yet lovable (:

I was acting like such a raena after I ate a cup of sugar.

like such a raena by chellebelle13 January 14, 2010

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium by PalermoD April 16, 2008