When someone—usually a woman—appears sweet, innocent, or traditionally “vanilla,” but surprises others (especially men) with an unexpectedly advanced or intense level of sexual experience. It often catches partners off-guard, causing discomfort, arousal, or insecurity when they realize she’s done things they’ve only fantasized about.
Nothing gets me wetter than watching a vanilla guy squirm when I casually drop a story about threesomes , wax, or group play. My vanilla blush kink turns me on when vanilla men blush over my sexual experience.
by Darlin Denton and Pet Nympho April 6, 2025

by Sawyerspissinkysmouth November 7, 2021

georgia: “omg lindsey let’s fark”
lindsey: “i can’t me and seb are doing dr pepper kink body shots later”
lindsey: “i can’t me and seb are doing dr pepper kink body shots later”
by not gay person™️ May 9, 2021

A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.
by PastaRolls July 29, 2019

When you have a kink to teenagers named Brian, sometimes they can be known as Becky if they are feminine.
by Person 200000000 December 17, 2021

Men: "Can you giggle for me during the s*x today? I have the giggling kink you know?"
Woman: "Of course, everything for you! *giggle*"
Woman: "Of course, everything for you! *giggle*"
by ptr51_ December 26, 2020

by Sammich666 May 30, 2022
