Kidding

The act of collecting kids and bring them into a white van, luring them by candy.

Derek: Hey what were you doing earlier?
Creepy Pedophile: Oh I was busy kidding.

by Afucktard December 12, 2019

Kiddie Pool

When two or more males ejaculate into a cup of water and mix it together to have their kids (sperm) swim in the pool

Yo! lets go to my house and have a kiddie pool!

by TheRealPoopDaddy April 14, 2020

Kiddo

A lengthened form of ‘kid’, sometimes used as a form of teasing to teenagers, or a supposedly cool 80s way of talking to kids.

“Hey, kiddo,” yelled DJ Rock over the blasting music with his arm hanging over the side of the ute door. “Where your daddy-o at?”

by None But Me August 29, 2021

Kiddion kid

Generally a kid in gta 5 who teleports to you and kills you in god mode and talks mad shit if he/she kills you. Thinks they are king/queen of the world and can’t he stopped. Can’t afford a real menu so gets kicked by real modders easily.

I just got killed by this kiddion kid someone please kick him.

by HELL999UPSIDE September 13, 2021

Karate Kidding

Waxing on and off in public places.

What is he doing?

I think.. He's Karate Kidding.

That's legal?

No...but he sure can wax the hell out of whatever he's waxing

by Shakeshisspear January 1, 2011

Hardcore Kidder

What happens when someone make a statement that they later realize is wrong, and cover up by saying: "I was just kidding," or "joking!" or just "kidding!"

Ashley is such a hardcore kidder!

by Rekna June 30, 2011

Jason Kidding

Intentionally bringing up a bad joke or spilling a drink in order to divert the conversation or to "save time", typically done in a group setting.

As I was growing tired of her lengthy conversation, I realized it was time for a little jason kidding. So I "accidentally" spilled my water, just like that bitch ass Jason Kidd.

by LakersFoLife November 28, 2013