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Incel

The incel people are a stateless multiethnic group who predominantly follow Rodgerism/Marxism and reside in various countries of the world. Their population is estimated to be around 800 million people. Those who identify as incels typically reside in China, India and many western countries such as the USA, Canada, UK, France, Germany, Italy etc. Described by journalists and news outlets as one of the most persecuted majorities in the world, the incels are denied human rights by the authoritarian regimes of their own countries. The incels are restricted from freedom of sex with their looksmatched females they rightfully deserve. The legal conditions faced by the incels have been compared to apartheid by some academics. In 2017, an assessment by the Yale Law School concluded that the female population of the world were waging a concerted campaign against the incels, a campaign which could be classified as genocide under international law. Despite that, as of March 2021 there is no goverment in the world that officially recognizes the genocide of the incels.
Person 1>Hey did you hear about the schools Janitor?He died
Person 2>The short bald Janitor?how?
Person 1> He was an incel, no pussy in his entire life. He literally died by inceldom.

Person 2> I did see that coming tbh. What a cruel world!
Person 1> Yea man anyway Stacy called me i gotta go!Cya!
by IntelligentPerson77 March 7, 2021
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incest

brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "come at me bro"
Ronnie's sister: come at me bro!

Ronnie proceeds to indulge in incest
by swaggathuggin August 6, 2011
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Incel Energy

The loud and obnoxious energy emitted by someone who will never experience any meaningful romantic relationship. Despite the energy speaking for itself they will also make it loud and clear for everyone around them. People with incel energy will maintain their incel energy despite being in a relationship and achieving sex.
person 1: “ugh that dude is such an incel”
person 2: “but wasn't he just bragging about having sex with his girlfriend?”
person 1: “he still has incel energy.”
by TheBigKinTruthSeeker July 16, 2021
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incest

when someone copulates with their own blood relatives. In the states it's relatively sick. It's when some dude bangs their own relative.
Some time in the early 2000s, a mother and a son appeared on The Jerry Springer Show saying they were in love with each other, but in truth they were committing the sick act of incest. They wanted to have a baby together, and the crowd chanted "three headed baby, three headed baby, three headed baby."

The conclusion of that one was that the mother and son are motherfucking freaks. Who'd fuck their own mother? Can you imagine what their fuck child would look like -- *shudder*

It's like when a brother and sister are bumping uglies then the sister gets knocked up. They don't know what the fuck to call their kid (son/nephew or mother/aunt)
by illinoishorrorman December 31, 2010
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inception

n: the act of fingering a girl while you are grinding with her
Bro 1: Dude, how was your weekend?
Bro 2: It was pretty cool. I performed inception on this girl at the TKE party on Friday. My fingers smelled for days!
Bro 1: No way!
by wheels33 October 31, 2011
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incel

an incel is an adolescent male who is unable to attract people of the opposite sex (in this case a female). this is usually because of their misogynistic manners or they're just ugly. lots of the time, they focus their attention on attacking men who are involved in romantic/sexual relationships. this is often because of jealousy
"Oh my goodness, Bryan is such an attractive young man?" Lisa gushed, her cheeks red.

Michael scoffed. "He's not even all that. Women just like to praise mediocre men. You should go for somebody like me instead!"

Lisa gasped, angered at Michael's offensive words. "You're just angry Bryan's a hottie, and you're an ugly incel!"

She slapped him and stormed away.
by angrywomandefineswords August 2, 2021
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