heapa

a word from melbourne's eastern suburbs...
heapa is slang for
heap of shit...
usually used in reference to ugly females and the essendon football club

"c'arn ya heapa!"

"what a fuckin heapa!"

"show us ya pinkbits you heapa"

by js2k6 August 29, 2006

Headsprung

Doing somthing that's fun in your prospective

I'n going to the club to get my headsprung!

by Jokerchick August 22, 2004

headspinner

a person (usually a woman) who reaches such high volume and overwhelming rage when expressing their anger towards someone, that you swear their head is going to spin around like Linda Blair in "The Exorcist";

Yesterday, that headspinner that lives across the street was going off on her kid again.

by BeccaR June 25, 2005

white heads

politicians & heads of state ( Washington DC )

Old white heads run (ruin) this country 50 years ago were kids with silver spoons in their mouths! Now the silver is in their teeth. ( + LEAD in the arse )

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

Turtle Heads

Little tiny turds that are relevent to dingel berrys but they don't cling on to your ass, instead they fall from it when you pinch little turds out.

Mom, if i shit in the shower is that still the same as shitting in my pants?

Yes

by Sam Barron January 28, 2005

Heaphy

A large piece of faecal matter. Often the effect of a long toilet session. A Heaphy often gives off the initial impression of being a one-wipe-wonder...but infact turns out to be a titanic, time-consuming painful ordeal.

In 1978, three men died from a Heaphy....doctors said that due to a combination of ruptured sphincter muscles and the loss of the will to live they topped themselves, knowing that life would never be the same

In more recent usages, the word Heaphy is made when actually doing a poo.

1) I just went and had a heaphy...it was fucking terrible.

2) I thought i was about to have my first born, but it turned out to be a Heaphy.

3) (While pooing). "HEEEEEEAAAAAAAPPPPPHHHHHYYYYYYYYY"

by heaphyvictim1 June 9, 2011

headstrong

Headstrong is a name given to ravers who can take large quantities of LSD without losing the plot.

"Only for the HeadStrong... you know the score ;)"

by Snow_E October 9, 2006