Skip to main content

hormone hostage

In a relationship, the status of the man while the woman is having her period.
"Let's call Dave and see if he wants to come out to the bar! No way man, Lisa is on the rag this weekend. He's a hormone Hostage."

"It didn't matter how I answered her question, either way I was in trouble...That's just how it is when you're a hormone hostage."
by Nuggets McGee June 6, 2007
mugGet the hormone hostage mug.

Local Hosting Network

A supposedly "zero drag" network connection to a gaming server achieved because of the lack of internet dependency.
Game play is naturally much smoother on a Local Hosting Network.
by Jack K. White July 27, 2010
mugGet the Local Hosting Network mug.
Related Words
Hoss hoser Hos hose beast hoseok hoshi hosed hose hosea hosie

Muddy hosepipe

A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)
"Man, last night I had a bad experience with my Muddy hosepipe."
by The Keg August 16, 2013
mugGet the Muddy hosepipe mug.

Squat Hostage

Squat Hostage; Noun: When a male is forced into bondage, then has face sat on by a kinky female.
Benny used her panies to tie Clint's hands to his bedpost, and then squat hostaged that mofo.
by Joyd March 1, 2014
mugGet the Squat Hostage mug.

phantomhive hospitality

A phrase you use to instruct your demon butler to kill a guest you don't like without the guest ever suspecting a thing.
Ciel: Sebastian, show them the full phantomhive hospitality.

Sebastian (demon butler): Yes my lord
by born to ship Viktuuri April 3, 2017
mugGet the phantomhive hospitality mug.

Fart Hostage

(n) : a person who has the unfortunate fate of being in a confined space while someone passes gas. This can occur in a car, elevator, subway, or city bus, for example. The person(s) in that confined space became the flatulator's fart hostage(s) for the duration, until the fart haze dissipates.
"Man, Henry is not allowed to eat beef jerky on long car rides anymore. He was beefing nonstop, and held us fart hostages all the way to Kalamazoo!"
by Stavros Nikkapoppolous December 18, 2019
mugGet the Fart Hostage mug.

Psycho Hose Beast

Psycho ex who will spend ridiculous amounts of time, energy, and resources to figure out what you're doing even though we all should be moving on.
I ran into psycho hose beast's friend the other night. She was pretending to be my friend so that she could update the beast on how I'm doing.
by RebelJel December 24, 2019
mugGet the Psycho Hose Beast mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email