Gnardog

A very Unnatractive woman.
This can be for a number of reasons, though usually she is either ugly, fat or a slut.

Damn! Hold up... Look at that bitch! What a gnardog!

by Reisenhart August 15, 2007

blind guardian

A band that has become rather confused, seeming to think that we exist in a world filled with dragons and trolls. Generally, the lyrics won't make sense to you unless you play hours of Dungeons & Dragons every day.

When I listen to Blind Guardian I want to pillage a kingdom and rub my balls on King Arthur's chin.

by ihavetotakeapoop December 28, 2005

a mommy guard

A mom that protects her son who just got beat up. The boy who got beat up will gain super natural powers when having a mommy guard and will use his mom as a human shield while he talks shit and hit you while his mommy protects him. The mommy guard will also call the police and sick a dog on you while the abused boy claims victory thinking he owned you. The abused boy is usually a natural born loser who has a job did well in school doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink but still sucks at life. He stays home everyday playing codmow 2 never had a girlfriend and thinks that he's cool when really he's not.

dude 1: My bro was kicking my ass but I used a mommy guard and she came and protected me so that I can get in a few shots of my own without the fear of being hit back, I'm so badass. My mommy told me that I won.

dude 2: No, he beat you up and you received family counseling for it and missed a couple of days of work remember?

dude 1: I owned him my mommy was there she saw it ask her.

dude 2: you suck go play codmow2 you little spaz.

by naybor December 19, 2009

GuardianStar

GuardianStar is from Newgrounds and He is the nicest person on the whole Internet Planet. He makes flash movies and does all he can do to help other people when they are in trouble. He is simply put, "the Angel of the Internet." look for GuardianStar on Newgrounds.

Guardian Star is the Angel of the Internet!

by Grimm December 23, 2004

Angel Guarding

Blocking somebody off which leads them to not be able to move; ex. one person keeping someone on one side of a table, chair, room etc.
also applied to angel guarding: bathrooms, doors, cars, etc

"Stop angel guarding the bathroom!"

by Angel Guarder October 8, 2008

Winter guard

A bunch of girls and guys(typically of the gay variety) that dance and spin with flags and do other LGBT things. Typically includes very tight-fitting spandex

Man look at all the spandex on Dom, he must be doing winter guard

by Reginald buffwanger October 25, 2018

fox guarding the chicken coop

Known to liberals as "gay adoption." Involves giving orphans to gays to raise and use as sexual playthings.

Normal American 1:
"Hey, why the hell are those two men feeling up that young boy? I'm getting my gun."

Normal American 2:
"You'll go to jail, its all legal thanks to the democrats."

Normal American 1:
"What the fuck! This is the fox guarding the chicken coop."

by Rick Virginia May 30, 2009