ihavetotakeapoop's definitions

slam dancing

Form of dancing brought about by early punk and thrash bands, now mainly used in the presence of modern hardcore and metalcore. Unlike a general mosh pit, slam dancing actually shows signs of enjoying the music and having a brain. By using kicks and punches, the dance is a way to let off violent energy without actually hurting anybody.

There's too many nu-metal kids grinding on each other's bodies for us to go slam dancing.

by ihavetotakeapoop October 10, 2005

blind guardian

A band that has become rather confused, seeming to think that we exist in a world filled with dragons and trolls. Generally, the lyrics won't make sense to you unless you play hours of Dungeons & Dragons every day.

When I listen to Blind Guardian I want to pillage a kingdom and rub my balls on King Arthur's chin.

by ihavetotakeapoop December 28, 2005