German soda bomb

When someone shakes up a large carbonated beverage and puts it in his/ her rectum to unscrew it causing it to explode in their anus

Dude that guy is so gay.
Dude I know he probably gives himself German soda bombs all the time.

by serodino May 3, 2007

german words

Nobody can pronounce, and end up saying FUCK out of rage in front of a substitute teacher.

Woche die fem (n) week. Es sind sieben (7) Tage in jeder Woche. Jahr das neut (n) year. ein Kalenderjahr. heute (n) today. Sie sieht heute wirklich traurig aus. morgen (n) tomorrow. Bis morgen! gestern (n) yesterday. gestern Nachmittag. Kalender der masc (n) calendar. Sekunde die fem (n) second. Stunde die fem (n) hour.-German words (core)

by Lumest October 31, 2017

hops genommen

"hops genommen" ist der ehrenwerteste Konter-Spruch den ein Mensch jemals aussprechen kann.
Es ist zu beachten, dass diese starke Wortlaut erst als letzte Option in betracht gezogen werden sollte, da es meist zu Ohnmächtigkeit oder Herzversagen führen kann.

Auch bekannt als die Steigerung von "SIKE"

*deine Cousine liebkost, jetzt ist sie schwanger und du bist abgehauen*

Da wurde jemand wohl ordentlich hops genommen.

by xX_DerHopsNehmendeBoss_Xx July 31, 2020

German Bomber

v. To execute a shit from height, generally more than 10 ft. in order to entertain oneself.

Phillipe German Bombered out of a tree onto an unsuspecting couple.

by Professor P. simpson February 3, 2009

german nigga

a borica. dont ever call them this, or theyll bust you open.

"This aint the old days shorties was bustin, aint no fuckin jokin
Some nigga called me a german (german nigga), I had to bust him open"--Big Pun, featured on the Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz song "Cross Bronx Expressway"

by koolg.alamo March 28, 2012

German Torpedo

Swiming with a typical female...in the middle of marco polo she hears a sudden shriek, as you swim towards her asshole shaping the hand into a torpedo shoving your hand up her ass...do not forget to shriek.

bro, i german torpedoed her so bad last night, she blew up

by steve palumbo March 6, 2008

Geometry

Fucking stupid. Just another way for teachers to torture people and make them look stupid.

Synonyms:
Stupid
Dumb
Torture

1: You are probably here because you are taking this fucking class
2: Geometry is often taught by ugly, gray-haired men or women. Soon they will die of old age and we will be free of the communist people who make us learn it.
3: A geometry class is a good place to take an hour long nap.
4: Just plain fucking stupid.

by СукаБлять February 26, 2015