Going German

In dating, where somebody suggests "Going Dutch" when their side of the bill is much higher than their dates.

“She suggested that we go Dutch and I only had the salad! Lost $20 for food I didn’t even eat! I’m never Going German again!”

by TheLonelyVirgin November 09, 2010

German Shepard

The person you play around with at work or school who is NOT your significant other.

I don't care what or who you do in your spare time... I don't care if its a German Shepard...just don't come to work/class all bit up...

That guy Alec... he's my german shepard.

by Cyrano De Bergerac III February 05, 2010

German Lopez

A gracious man with amazing, Messiah-like powers. He shows us all his Godly powers through his great efforts to help humanity.

German is the Jesus of our Age!

by GLopez12 March 09, 2004

german twizler

A german twizleris when a german or german looking man takes a swirly and very uncomftorable poo, then forces his sex partner to eat it as she/he would a twizler.

Man 1: Wow i made my gf eat a german twizler yesterday.

Man 2: Wow! i ate one yesterday!

Awkward pause...

Man 1: Dude, thats just wrong. I can smell it in your breath...

Man 3: MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE!!!

by The Br00talzz March 03, 2009

German Empire

See Germania

The German Empire existed from 1890 to the end of WWI

by German Empire March 19, 2021

german kill

when you get kneed in the butt and then pushed down

dude I did faceplant after i got german killed

by D whoa March 26, 2010

German Waterbottle

A sex practice in which multiple males ejaculate into a waterbottle, then proceed to pour the contents over a females vigina. Another female then comes and slrups the jizz from the vigina.

What are you going to do? Go have a german waterbottle?

by Johnny mcT October 30, 2011