gear-happy 

One who is overly enthusiastic for technological advantage derived from equipment, accessories, or wardrobe, especially in one who's underlying fundamental proficiency is clearly lacking.

"Besides price, my main hesitation (in sporting a Speedo LZR Racer Swimsuit a la Multi-Gold Medalist Olympian Michael Phelps) would be looking like a gear-happy jackass on the pool deck at a meet." -- Sara Dickerman, writing for Slate on Wednesday, Aug. 6, 2008

gear-happy by FreeTrader1 October 11, 2008

Gary Green

A slang term for marijuana. Often used at festivals, heard on shakedown street when trying to find the stuff without being found by the Fuzz.

Yo! Anybody seen Gary? Gary Green?

Gary Green by Toust April 29, 2010

gear chair 

the chair in your bedroom that your gear likes to sit on (it has been fully adopted as the place to put the gear you don't know where else to put because you are lazy and stuff). the gear chair keeps the rest of your room clean.

you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.

-the gear chair is most likely where you throw clothes you wore but did not get dirty

-the gear chair kicks it

-the gear chair gets its kick it on

gear chair by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010

Garygayceae 

A rare taxonomic grouping of flowering plants that bear a superficial resemblance to pansies (Viola spp.), but are distinguished from them by possessing an overly hairy pappus. This group is quite queer as the flowers are all male and lack both a stigma and a nice pair of carples. Autogaymous reproduction occurs via the swapping of vast amounts of pollen, when the anther (male) enters the floral structure known as the "mouth". Often seen adorning the walls of gay bars and bathhouses.

Check out that Garygayceae specimen, it sure does glitter a lot like a pansy.

Garygayceae by Awesome Truth Teller May 25, 2012

Gear Monkey 

Airline or airplane co-pilot/first officer. Sits in the right seat.

Hi, I'm captain Ace Aviator and this is my Gear Monkey, Joe Blow.

Gear Monkey by Hawkerdude July 8, 2012

gary tiptoe

A medical euphemism for having an inanimate object stuck up your butt for which surgical intervention is required.

ED doctor: I have a "Gary tiptoe" for you.

Admitting doctor: What has he got?
ED Doctor: His Gary tiptoe is an old Nokia brick phone set to vibrate.

gary tiptoe by Champion du peuple. May 25, 2016

gary gusboy 

A cuck; a snowflake; a wet blanket. Your friend's friend who "is an asshole until you get to know him."

He is everything you never want to be.

He said his favorite book is The No Cussing Club by McKay Hatch. They're both such Gary Gusboys.

gary gusboy by Killertofutti August 28, 2017