fiserv

A quasi-monopoly financial company with garbage support. Every product is built using end of life or outdated technology that they refuse to upgrade. You will put in a ticket, wait weeks for a useless response, and wind up wondering why you bothered to put in a request.

Me: Just heard back from FISERV after 2 weeks of waiting. They asked for a good time to work on the issue.
Coworker: Yikes! You got FISERV'ed!

by crafty774 November 1, 2023

Fusee

A type of road flare used in the railroad industry. Usually red in color with color matching smoke billowing from the lit end.

The correct pronunciation is FUSE-WAH.

#10 you are cleared to the fusee, do not pass as #2 is performing the passenger service to Whittier.

by King_God December 12, 2023

Funeranading

Funeranading is when the priest at your grandfather's funeral pulls out the urban dictionary more than once

Bob : I was at my Grandfather's funeral last week, he started Funeranading.

by EverythingRed45 December 30, 2023

Fuseymore

One of a kind, rare, a devil in disguise

Them fuseymores ain't nothing safe 2 play with

by Kimf39 January 20, 2024

Fustered

To get fustered is to lead someone on and ghost them

He literally fustered you so hard 💀😭

by you say its because of my name January 30, 2024

Fudern

Two friends who have no idea what the hell they are doing in life but they don’t know what they are doing together

“My best friend and I are very fudern”

by Super cool Green Rock July 18, 2024

fuertote

Manly super strong

Bartender , me dio un trago muy fuertote! lo senti muy fuertote hasta la próxima día!!

by Rivera-Hernandez805818 July 20, 2024