faux pecks

Man boobs. Where everything drops after the age of 35...

I have faux pecks and Sean has pecks, like everyone else in South Tampa.

I need to go to the gym and bench press so I can get rid of my faux pecks.

by Miss Post, Real pecks John January 25, 2016

Fauxed fool

To deceive, fool or trick the eye, an illusion... what you see is not always what you get.

"Fauxed fool" is 2010 Olympics Snowboarder, Scotty Lago's faux head.

by Beach Belle February 21, 2010

faux-neo

A phenomenon, concept, or issue that is commonly perceived as novel or newly emergent but has, in essence, existed historically in a different form or context.

The perceived crisis of shortened attention spans, often attributed to modern overstimulation, is frequently cited as a faux-neo.

by plotonnn February 26, 2025

Faux Prep

Imitating the actions or processes of entering a bikini comp, without officially vying for the prize

Thinking I won’t compete in the comp but will ‘faux prep’ so I look like I could.

Might do a ‘faux prep’ to lose some weight

by Insaniti Fitness June 20, 2021

faux mouplée

French for fake muppet fur or pelt.

"Did you happen to notice that woman's shawl? What do you suppose it's made from?"

"Oh that's faux mouplée, but no worries... No harm was actually done to Muppets in its making."

by YumiSpewns December 19, 2014

faux fall

When it isn’t summer but it’s too hot for fall. Faux Fall🍂🍃

The calendar says the season changed to fall, stores are advertising cozy sweaters, everything pumpkin spiced and football games but it’s still a sweltering 90 degrees out, that’s Faux Fall, y’all. ☀️🥵

by Saltyseagal October 4, 2020

faux-doc

When you arrive for your doctors appointment and instead of seeing your doctor, they send in nurse practitioner to diagnose and treat you yet still bill the appointment at the same fee.

That faux-doc said I was fine and sent me on my way but was hospitalized the next day for Malaria..

by anonymous January 6, 2024