Florida Mudslide

The same thing as a Cleveland Steamer, only the person taking the dump on the other person's chest has the runs.

I broke up with my girlfriend last night. I tried to give her a Cleveland Steamer, only I ate chili so I ended up giving her a Florida Mudslide instead.

by fps_dean August 31, 2013

Florida

An awesome state known for tourism and often thought to be more northern than southern. In actuality Florida is a mostly rural area and produces a very large amount of fruits and vegetables and beef. But Florida is the vacation home satan and therefore is hot. Also we are just awesome.

Florida is an awesome state that is often wrongly accused of different issues and produces a bunch of the nations food.

by Shark193 July 3, 2015

Florida Potstickers

The act of lowering one's heavy and sweaty balls into their lover's mouth. Famous in the fine metropolis of Jacksonville, FL and the surrounding beach communities.

Daryl: Dude I was working construction on Nocatee and this whore came up to me asking for a $20

Merle: what did ya do?

Daryl: I fed her my Florida Potstickers!

Merle: Sounds like love at first bite!

by watermelawn March 11, 2017

florida tits

When a womans tits are so flat they are like the state of florida flat

"She got florida tits man you ain't gonna be able to grab shit its just flat"

by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

Florida

Florida is the southeasternmost U.S. state, with the Atlantic on one side and the Gulf of Mexico on the other. It has hundreds of miles of beaches. The city of Miami is known for its Latin-American cultural influences and notable arts scene, as well as its nightlife, especially in upscale South Beach. Orlando is famed for theme parks, including Walt Disney World.

Jack: Have you ever been to Florida Sam: What? Jack Florida is the southeasternmost U.S. state, with the Atlantic on one side and the Gulf of Mexico on the other. It has hundreds of miles of beaches. The city of Miami is known for its Latin-American cultural influences and notable arts scene, as well as its nightlife, especially in upscale South Beach. Orlando is famed for theme parks, including Walt Disney World. Sam: oH.. lol

by FloridaGaming February 17, 2019

Florida Atlantic University High School

literally the hardest school to get into. you have to take the fucking SATS to get in.

person 1: hey i heard you wanted to go to a good public school in boca. how about Florida Atlantic University High School?
person 2: nahhh homie. i gotta get a 1300 on the SATS to make it into that preppy-ass school.

by theliteralbestpersontoeverexis August 16, 2021

inglis, florida

A very small town in West Central Florida where the gators and people are all friendly.

I'm going fishing over In Inglis, Florida.

by aleciab March 21, 2017