floorjumper

Someone that rides the elevator between two intermediate floors thus delaying those in it for the long haul. Ever heard of the fuckin stairs?

I could have made it to my desk by 9:00 if it wasn't for the damn floorjumpers holding me up.

by Mikey Z July 29, 2005

floormatt parker

to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno

i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance

by jose suarez May 9, 2006

Floor Haze

Stray pieces of marijuana that one finds on the floor around their blunt/joint rolling space or in their smoking spot. When his dealer and his back-up dealer have a dry spell, the average stoner will do almost anything to achieve his daily dose of cannabis, sometimes he will scavenge around his room's floor, bathroom etc. and look to pick up any small, fallen pieces of marijuana and collect them to smoke. The resulting mess of stale, dirty and assorted kinds of marijuana are called Floor Haze.

Stoner A: Yo man, you got any weed left?
Stoner B: Naw man, but we can look for some Floor Haze.

by floor stoner June 23, 2009

Floor

Floor is the prettiest girl I have ever seen

Sweet mother of Jezus, Floor is got

by smertieboi February 21, 2019

Sleeping Floorters

The place on your buddies floor where you sleep when you stay at their house due to their lack of a spare room or couch.

Ashton-Dude..Where can I sleep tonight?
Mike-Grab some blankets and a pillow and clear a spot on the floor. That will be your sleeping floorters.

by sodomicblitz July 27, 2009

sub-flooring

a term used to describe the absence of a female's pubic hair

Q: Do you think that girl's carpet matches her drapes?

A: No, I bet all she has is sub-flooring.

by funnyguy2010 December 12, 2010

the door in the floor

Emergency exit you wish was there (but never actually is) after something terrible has happened, and it is obvious to all that it was your fault.

The door in the floor is similar to the ACME hole mat.

When shit hit the fan, I looked for the door in the floor, but it wasn't there. Shit, man...

by The Tangoman November 21, 2004