Instead of a smoke break it's a blow break...When two emloyees agree to meet near the dumpster for 60 seconds of oral pleasure.
Employee 1 asks," Hey, you wanna blow me?" ..Employee 2 replies," Sure. Why not? I'll meet you near the dumpster in five.". --Hence dumpster diving has a new meaning.
by P.T.T. March 6, 2007
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1. The act of transitioning from life to death, especially as in comedy.
This is never to be confused with changing the color of anything, unless gangrene is a color.
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2. Being stamped out by a die, dehydrated and mummified for future reconstitution.
This is never to be confused with changing the color of anything, unless gangrene is a color.
Alternate definition:
2. Being stamped out by a die, dehydrated and mummified for future reconstitution.
1. Dieing is easy, comedy is hard.
2. We're dieing grandma tomorrow because her insurance won't pay for her upkeep until her replacement heart can be found.
3. We're dieing the Republican's hatred for the middle class into an obelisk to be fired into the heart of the sun.
2. We're dieing grandma tomorrow because her insurance won't pay for her upkeep until her replacement heart can be found.
3. We're dieing the Republican's hatred for the middle class into an obelisk to be fired into the heart of the sun.
by Death Becomes Me June 29, 2010
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All these pretty girls are whack, lets go dumpsterdiving tonight
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by bizzyare November 5, 2009
Get the dumpster diving mug."dan first put on his knee pads and then scuba gear the flip flops ect... he did a olympic dive into krystl's muff, and got a 10 for 10"
by andrew November 27, 2003
Get the scuba diving mug.Abyssal Diving is when someone takes a dive into some super gynormous, super fat, woman / monster into her vagina and just get swallow up like a vortex whirlpool.
Fuck that, I'm not diving into the abyss, fuck abyssal diving, I'll get swallow up and never come back.
by Kung Faux Fahey September 3, 2007
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2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving
Grandma-- Look, its my favorite grandson, and what have you been up to in college?
You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.
Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer
You--laugh
You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.
Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer
You--laugh
by mangu43 January 21, 2006
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