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King ding-aling

A person who's so far up their own ass they think the sun shines out of it
You're not king ding-aling!
by Smb1995 February 24, 2019
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Impromptu Ding Dong

Before you proceed to make sweet love to a woman's anal area, be sure that she has eaten a hearty meal. As you are giving it to her good, tell her when you are about to come. This next part is very tricky. As you come, she will simultaneously shit, thus enveloping your cum in her shit. The end product resembles a Hostess Ding Dong.
I didn't have to go to the convenient store because my girlfriend and I made an impromptu ding dong. We split it.
by AWOFF November 21, 2010
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sha la la ding ding dong

a nice subway lunch and/or dinner within a 3 day range of thanksgiving
"hey, want to touch my sha la la ding ding dong the monday after thanksgiving?"
by wagina77836 August 24, 2011
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ding dong face

one who is being stupid, a general put down
by lane dittoe December 19, 2008
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ding-a-ling butt

1) A homosexual
2) A male who recently served time in prison
You just got back from upstate? What's up, then, ding-a-ling butt?
by Jon Digga August 21, 2003
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GOOG DING

An ancient word created by the queen of the evaolians witch means one who hates the word babe and must kill anyone who says it
by Don Domarko August 9, 2003
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Ding Dong Bong

Ding Dong Bonging is an action sports game very similar in origins to ding dong ditching. However, rather than being a pussy, and running from the door, one must stay their ground (on the front porch) and bong a brew as soon as the homeowner opens the door. The object of the game is to get drunk. Side affects of the game include surprised home owners and dorm residents.
by Dirty Eddd May 12, 2009
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