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crush dumping 

When you really liked someone, but they turn out to be a complete ***hole, so you dump your respect for them by throwing it out of a window at them. Along with some complimentary rocks and an old shoe for bad luck.
"Oh girl, I am so crush dumping that b*tch-***hole-d*chebag. He lied about everything and he didn't even apologize. Lemme just run him over with a truck."
crush dumping by #YouJustGotSlayed January 13, 2017
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Crush Philosophy 

One having the thought of an opposite gender and they soon appear out of no where, leaving you in distraught and anxiety attacks.
Not knowing love but thinking you know Crush philosophy

Crush dreams 

Beating someone so bad that they want to quit whatever it is they thought they could beat you at. Letting your opponent think they can beat you or let them get ahead and get their hopes so high that when you beat them they will never assume a win again
"Hey Matt , lets go golfing and find some yuppies with fancy cloths and crush dreams brah"
Crush dreams by Aldonut May 29, 2018

Crush Clit Christmas 

A Woman will go all of the month of December without masturbating and then on December 25th when you first wake up in the morning you go ham on your clit before opening your presents.
You gonna participate in Crush Clit Christmas

Crush that muff 

Eating vagina.
Yo, bro, did you crush that muff last night?

crush them candies 

The act of using the toilet to both take time for a #2 and/or play candy crush. Usually resulting in long restroom breaks with more time being spent on crushing candies than anything else.
Hey bro I gotta go crush them candies, don't wait up.
crush them candies by Bobdabear September 10, 2019