Crunchies

Girls with crunchy hair usually styled with gel and gallons of hair spray to make the shape of curls who whore it up at parties.

Nikki- ah fuck the crunchies are here.
Tracey- who invited them?
Nikki-Crunchies are gonna go wild giving bj's when everyone leaves.

by charlyrogers January 24, 2010

crunchy roll

A crunchy roll is when you leave a jizzy cum soaked towel or tissue on the floor, to dry up and harden, for someone else (room service, a friend, etc) to pick up and discover!

After he came on her butt, he cleaned it up with a towel and left a crunchy roll on the floor for room service to pick up!

by The Hern May 11, 2018

Crutch

When friends are broke they get together and hang at someone's house and drink and just trip out. It's alot cheaper, so people just say they are Crutching, or they decided to Crutch.

relax, chill, or drink with friends

I was broke last night, so I decided to crutch with a few friends.

by Mr. Expert December 30, 2010

Crunchy nut

The Art of letting your Girlfriend suck your balls and then she chews on them and you subsequently fly kick her causing her to spit your balls out in small chunks

"you mother fucker... imam fly kick yo ass outa here if you don't spit my crunchy nuts out" said Jesus to Mary

by curry cums out of my jab end February 12, 2015

Crunchified

when something suddenly becomes crunchy

random guy 1234: wow the marshmellow suddenly broke my teeth because it so suddenly became crunchified!

by illusionest666 January 14, 2008

cock crunch

Work-out movement that consists in lifting weights by the sheer power of your cock muscles (the ones located at the base of the penis of course, i know a dick ain't a muscle).

"I increased weight today for my three sets of cock crunches"

by RoOohy July 6, 2004

de-crutching

Used to describe the process of forcibly removing contraband substances from a prisoner, by other prisoners.

From the T.V series 'Bad girls'. 'This punishment of de-crutching was once memorably inflicted on Zandra by Shell and Denny and a family-sized tub of margarine (s1ep2)'.

by mal.jones September 12, 2006