Gun control 

It is a response to someone calling “shotgun”. If someone calls shotgun another can yell “gun control.” This then allows anyone to sit in the front seat except for the person who yelled “shotgun.” The the individual still sits in the front then that enacts confiscation and the person and be thrown out of the seat. This is only allowed if sanctioned by the driver.

Matt: Let’s go to Target.

Keegan: Shotgun!
Max: Gun control!

Keegan: Yo wtf
Max: Dude you’re the shortest one, Colby should sit in the front.
Colby: Thanks

Gun control by jumpedmax/moss April 13, 2020

self control 

sex

connor: liv doesn’t have self control

self control by dontbeshyputsummore June 21, 2020

Animal control 

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.

If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now. Try telling the people who lost their pets it's a morale boost to anyone to have their pets at a shelter somewhere.

Animal control by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020

Birth control 

Nut in me.

I got birth control😏

Birth control by BIG5S19 September 10, 2020

cricket control

Getting rid of dry/non responding texters

Bro I need some Cricket control this girl isn’t texting back

cricket control by Bye thots September 19, 2020

birth control breath 

After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.

"Hey birth control breath, maybe you should brush your teeth."

birth control breath by Acey Deucy October 3, 2020

Birth Control Moment 

Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)

Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!

Birth Control Moment by Paul.x.james December 4, 2020